Savannah Rain · Chicago Escort

Competitive eating champion, 2016 candidate for president, TV show marathon gold medalist and bounty hunter.... Chicago's elite provider with a sense of humor

How do you get and sincerity from these little provider blubs? More often then not I'm guessing you don't. Well I am a sincere person and I'm here to tell your bit about who I am without all the frills and grammatical acrobatics that I've seen on other provider sights. Consider this the "T-shirt and jeans" of introductions.

I'm the girl next door, basically. Or maybe the girl down the block. The one you always wanted to ask on a date but never had the courage. I am an all american girl from a town full of white picket fences. I am the always smiling prom queen type (literally, I was the prom queen at my high school) with a deep appreciation for comedic banter and satire.

So down to the nitty gritty... why should you see me when there are so many excellent providers out there? This is the part I have trouble writing without seeming over-abundantly vein (I assure you, I am only the regular amount of vein) but I will tell you:

- Reviews; I have not had an unflattering review in 5 years. I believe that is because not a single day of this has felt like work. please search Savannah Rain on TER to view these stellar reviews.

- I'm wicked smart (said with a Boston accent), college educated and can conduct really great conversation. Above this, I am funny and I make people smile. This is more important that you think. I believe you have to have a sense of humor to really connect with someone.

- I have very above average looks (I re-wrote this five times trying not to sound vein but it's the truth so I just went with my original wording) I include this information because you can't see the faces of most of the providers you see, but I am a print model, and I get a lot of work doing so because the good lord gave me a really gosh darn pretty face and a body to match. I'm in the best shape of my life, I do yoga every day, ride my bike everywhere and I love to ski, and get in to almost anything active. I am a genuinely jovial person and proud of the skin I am in.

- My boobs are real! (shut the front door) No. I'm serious. I have no idea how I got so lucky but I'm a size 6 with DD cups, completely naturally.

- My pictures are real and recent. To be candid, I try to avoid Bullshit, so there's no unpleasant surprises no, "holy sh*t you're about ten years older then I thought you'd be!" I'm not interested in fooling you, and my intentions are never dubious. I should mention, however, that I do have large tattoos that I have edited out of my photos to protect my identity. If you do not like tattoos, I think it would be best to find a different provider.

- I don't smoke, I don't particularly mind if you do, but I figure if you want a girl that tastes like an ashtray, you can go elsewhere.

- Lastly, with me, it's all about you! I understand what it takes to make a fantasy become reality and give a truly unforgettable experience that is tailored to YOU.

Basically, I'm not like any other elite companion out there.

Each gal has her own brand and appeal, her own "hook" to get your attention... But in the end I've found they all use the same hum-drum adjectives that are both braggadocios and painfully boring. You've seen the ads before; soft luscious youthful skin, tender lips enveloping a perfect ivory smile, voluptuous curves on a sweet tempting goddess, milky white complexion with sky blue eyes, easily aroused blonde bombshell that shits goddamn silk. PLEASE. I laugh hysterically when I read these. They are nothing more than a list off disingenuous buzz words and you will not find me describing myself this way. Which is not to suggest that I am NOT a soft luscious voluptuous temptress with ruby red lips and cascading blonde hair.... (Because I am)

I just know I don't need to speak to you as though you are an idiot buying a candy bar or luxury automobile. I know that YOU know what you want, and you don't need a thesaurus full of reasons to convince you that you should see me.

I am a one woman circus with both an impressive vocabulary and a foul mouth. I am a caring empath, a high heel collector, a passionate cook, an animal lover, a day time wine drinker, a prank-puller, a birthday rememberer, a singer in my shower and explorer in my bedroom. I am an adventure seeking people to adventure with. I am an artist that sees every new day as a canvas. Come paint a masterpiece with me.

*****for rates, photos and my etiquette guide, please visit my web site.*****

for availability please email me directly as I do not post a calendar on my site as I see guests by pre-booked appointment only. Your time is valuable, as is mine, so please include an introduction and all of your screening information in your FIRST email. I will not disclose my availability without this information.

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